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Kyoko: Sagara-san, what are you doing?
Sousuke: This area must be isolated.
Kyoko: Why?
Sousuke: A harmful gas happened to spread in the area.
Kyoko: Oh huh?

Tessa: Ah!
Sousuke: Hmm, here.
Tessa: Yes, this is a very serious concern.
Sousuke: Everybody is in danger to get exposure.

Kyoko: Kana-chan! Sagara-san has lost his mind, again.
Kaname: Well, that's nice...
Kyoko: I heard that harmful gas has spread here. And now he's just... disinfecting?
Kaname: SOUSUKE!
Sousuke: Chi-Chidori! You shouldn't have come here.
Kaname: What the heck are you doing?
Tessa: A harmful gas has spread here.
Kaname: Haha haha hahahaha- wwhat!?
Sousuke: Its formula is C6H22266LX350Pi4AlphaOctaveCelsius129304HSS66552KC5526 (note: it was something like that xDD)
Kaname: Yeah yeah. I believe you! W-what will it do?
Tessa: It will cause nausea, vertigo, damages in tissues, (fast) ulcers under your skin, swelling, insomnia, *what should I eat today*, nails cracking, loss of hair, *blah blah blah blah blah*, anemia, apathetic feeling and angst.
Kyoko: Kana-chan. I don't feel so good..
Kaname: Oh, Oh! Kyoko!

Sousuke: Chidori.
Kaname: Eh?
Sousuke: Chidori, do you need artificial respiration?
Kaname: Eeh?! What are you doing-?
Tessa: I-I need artificial respiration!
Kaname: Hahahahaa....
Tessa: Eeh!? Whoops-a-daisy, oops... Wait a minute! Sagara-san, you gave me a wrong paper.
Sousuke: That's out of my habit.
Kaname: Huh? WHAT?
Sousuke: So, the gas, it is only nitrous oxide/laughing gas.
Kaname: Sousukeee...!
Sousuke: Itai..!